What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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