An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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