- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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