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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.