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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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