- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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