two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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