- Anti Joke

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Granny porn!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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