- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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