Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Women's Rights..

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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