Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What would u like to drink?

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Your're racist.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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