what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Male leadership.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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