- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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