The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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