- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

whats black and strange a paki

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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