If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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