- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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