- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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