- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

school homewrok

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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