Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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