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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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