Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Albino African Americans

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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