- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A young baby died.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

alert("Hello");

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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