- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.