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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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