- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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