- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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