- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.