- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

drugs.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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