- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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