A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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