Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Anti Joke

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