What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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My jeans

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Take wrong turns

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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