- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Baby Seal walks into a club.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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