Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Stephen Hawking

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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