Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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