"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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