- Anti Joke

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Connor is homo

hard cheese