what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Happy Monday!

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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