A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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