- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why did the man die? he was shot

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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