- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what are you mike bibby?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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