A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

why did the black guy die? cancer

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

In soviet Russia...things are different

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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