- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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