- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

One, two, three, four and five

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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