- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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