- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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