- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Women's rights.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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