- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Stealth baseballs record

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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