100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Women's rights.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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