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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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