What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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