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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Grace Ackerson

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Gus's mom

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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