What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Lololol

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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