What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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deez nuts

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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