What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Andoni was here

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Feminism.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Anti Joke

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