Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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