- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

T u r n i p s

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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