A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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