- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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