How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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