- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Double-whammy

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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