- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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