- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

"Knock knock..." "come in"

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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