- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

ask me if i am a tree. no.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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