there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Women's rights

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Anti Joke

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