Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Turkeys are obese

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Women's professional sports

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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