- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Your mom.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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