- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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