- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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