You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...