Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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