Knock knock Fuck off!

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Im gay What about you

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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