- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

one stop shop

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Rylan Clark

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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