- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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