- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What is my name? I dont know

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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