- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

You were born.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What would u like to drink?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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